It’s dusk, and I wake up in a dark, underground cave—except, it’s not just any cave, it’s the Batcave. But wait, I’m not in Gotham. I’m in Bangalore . And I’m Batman for the day! I step out of bed and look in the mirror. There it is—the iconic black suit, complete with the cape and the Bat-symbol shining on my chest. I’m ready. Time to patrol the streets of Namma Bengaluru. I hop into the Batmobile, which looks surprisingly good zipping through the streets of Koramangala. The traffic is, of course, as chaotic as ever, but with the Batmobile’s tech, I glide past it all effortlessly. Auto rickshaws, scooters, and BMTC buses can’t stop me. I head towards MG Road—word is there’s a gang trying to rob one of the jewelry stores. The Batmobile screeches to a stop. I leap out, cape billowing behind me, and burst into the store. The gang freezes. “Who the hell is this guy?” one of them asks in Kannada. “Nan hesaru Batman,” I say in my best growly voice. The fight begins. ...